David: “Why do women fake orgasm?”
Louise: “Because men fake foreplay.”
David: “Why don’t you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?”
Louise: “Because you’re never there.”
Louse: “Australian foreplay.”
David “Are you awake?”
Louise: “Advanced Australian foreplay.”
David: “Do you want to make love?”
Louise: “No.”
David: “Well, do you mind lying down while I do?”
Louise: “Welsh foreplay.”
David: “Baaaaaaa!”
Louise: “Tunbridge Wells foreplay.”
David: “Brace yourself Hilda!”
Louise: “Because men fake foreplay.”
David: “Why don’t you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?”
Louise: “Because you’re never there.”
Louse: “Australian foreplay.”
David “Are you awake?”
Louise: “Advanced Australian foreplay.”
David: “Do you want to make love?”
Louise: “No.”
David: “Well, do you mind lying down while I do?”
Louise: “Welsh foreplay.”
David: “Baaaaaaa!”
Louise: “Tunbridge Wells foreplay.”
David: “Brace yourself Hilda!”
“I just buried my second husband and I’ve vowed never to marry again” said the woman to her new friend. “That’s a shame,” said the friend. “What happened to your husbands?”
“Well the first one died from eating poison mushrooms, and the second one was shot to death.”
“That’s horrible! How did it happen?”
The widow shrugged. “He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”
Quote from Commander C. H. Hatherhill of Scotland Yard 1954
“There are only about twenty murders a year in London and not all are serious - some are just husbands killing their wives.”
“Well the first one died from eating poison mushrooms, and the second one was shot to death.”
“That’s horrible! How did it happen?”
The widow shrugged. “He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”
Quote from Commander C. H. Hatherhill of Scotland Yard 1954
“There are only about twenty murders a year in London and not all are serious -